when life gives you lemons, you bring some tequila, triple sec, some salt and ice and crank up a margarita.
Then you find a pal, give him a margarita too...
then go to your class and attend a lecture. Give each student a margarita. Keep refilling.
Once everyone is in the mood to party, give everyone a lemon..you have an unlimited supply remember.
order them to juice it, and as soon as the prof enters order them to throw the juice in his eyes!
and then you and your friend sings alternating lines.
Nibblin' on sponge cake, watchin' the sun bake; All of those tourists covered with oil. Strummin' my six string on my front porch swing. Smell those shrimp They're beginnin' to boil.
(The whole class joins in now) Wasted away again in Margaritaville, Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt. Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, But I know it's nobody's fault.
If life gives you lemons, find someone else whose life gives them vodka and have a party.
ReplyDeleteOr better When life gives you lemons - ask/beg/steal for tequilla and salt
Dice them. Add a pinch of salt and a shot of tequila and lo! you've found what to do with those lemons!
ReplyDeletehey how have u been? long time no see...
ReplyDeleteFreeze them and sell them after thawing when the prices go up :)
ReplyDelete@deepak...be innovative man!!! :P
ReplyDelete@D...I would suggest you to be innovative too! :)...But if you insist, we'll do it next tiem we party :D
@the lover..i've been fine..will write on your blog
@Jolvin...I like your idea best.I'll try it for sure!!
give back to everyone, everything, in every way we can...for after all, life does give us a lot.
ReplyDeleteif life is giving u lemons.. just REFUSE to take it :)
ReplyDelete...lemonade? what are you 5?
ReplyDeletewhen life gives you lemons, you bring some tequila, triple sec, some salt and ice and crank up a margarita.
Then you find a pal, give him a margarita too...
then go to your class and attend a lecture. Give each student a margarita.
Keep refilling.
Once everyone is in the mood to party, give everyone a lemon..you have an unlimited supply remember.
order them to juice it, and as soon as the prof enters order them to throw the juice in his eyes!
and then you and your friend sings alternating lines.
Nibblin' on sponge cake,
watchin' the sun bake;
All of those tourists covered with oil.
Strummin' my six string on my front porch swing.
Smell those shrimp
They're beginnin' to boil.
(The whole class joins in now)
Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.
ah life.
answer original enough for you?
ReplyDeleteand oh...why on earth would you want to give them back?
I think you have had one mojito too many if you asked that question
Dont say lemons. After watching Phoonk, I started associating it with black magic. :)
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